What instrument do orphans play? The sax-alone
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
You need to play a bflat not a c sharp, you just got band!!
make like a drum and beat it
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? For fingering the minor.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road? Organ harvesting
I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".
What's a skeleton's favourite instrument?
A tromBoner
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish 🐠 🐟
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A SEX-aphone.
I always think that percussions are golden but cheeks
What bathroom does a trumpet go to? The brass room...
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor
i tried to play with Rock but it was hard
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune." Im a banjo picker and I can confirm this is 99% true.
Why does a cow love music Because it can play a moo- sical instruments
What instrument do skeletons play?
The TromBONE!
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE
