Instrument

Instrument Jokes

Farmer

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

Clam

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.

Guitar

I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.

Tuna

What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!

Thermometer

Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."

Keyboard

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

Guitarist

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"