Instrument Jokes

I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".

My favorite instrument? the TromBONE, of course.

What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?

A SEX-aphone.

I always think that percussions are golden but cheeks

Time to play guitar!

*absolutely shreds*

What bathroom does a trumpet go to? The brass room...

You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish 🐠 🐟

Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?

He wanted to be able to finger A minor

What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?

A pee-ano/piano.

i tried to play with Rock but it was hard

"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune." Im a banjo picker and I can confirm this is 99% true.

what instriment does an special ed kid play ? autistic gatar

how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter

So my brother said we should start a band and I said I already had a band...so I gave him my band and said he was talking about music and I said well I do have a trum-bone ;)

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish!

My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger 'a minor'

My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

"So you dropped my instruments on stage?" "It was only the Bass!"

A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about making a horrible sound. The bartender says "Hey, looks like he can't play that!", and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"