What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.