What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? For fingering the minor.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
