Instrument

Instrument Jokes

Farmer

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

Guitar

Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?

It comes with no strings attached.

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

Dad

My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."

Drum

Why are drums and autistic people the same?

They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"