what is rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor
What instrument do skeletons play?
The TromBONE!
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
what instriment does an special ed kid play ? autistic gatar
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
Whatâs worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? For fingering the minor.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
I always think that percussions are golden but cheeks
Why donât violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Whatâs the definition of âperfect pitch?â
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
