INS jokes

Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?

What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?

Doughnuts, because they're holy.

I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!

There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, 'cause they are all copycats.

What is a nut that is in outer space?

A broken nut.

An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.

"I will see her in one week!"

A week later, he died.

What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?

Um...I don't know what?

She slipped on a mussel!

Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.

“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RX XD INBOUND!

I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.

Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.

Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.

Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.

Gwen, can we chat in this link?

Dear Gwen,

Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!

TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!

BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!

Please comment good or not! Irdc!

A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"

Yo momma so dumb, she washes her dishes in the river.

What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?

They both break your heart.