INS jokes
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!
A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
You built like you in the 1980's!
"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.