INS jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
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What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
How do you get ten babies in a bucket?
With a blender.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
Man in boxers leads policeman on brief chase.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.