INS jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.