INS jokes
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.