INS jokes

What do you call a pig in the mud?

A Ky hot brown.

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you walk in and out oon.

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?

Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.

What's the smallest stick in the world?

Your man's dick.

Why can’t you run in a campground?

Because it’s past tents.

What do superheroes put in their drinks?

Just ice.

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.

Robyn Olive in 10.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"

What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?

CORE-ean

How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?

Nail one hand to the ground...

How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.

Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.

Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.