INS jokes
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie, looking out of the kitchen window.
"I know," said her mother, "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.