INS jokes
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL