INS jokes
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Speak in AAVE, Mr. Bear...
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their rhymes!
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.