INS jokes
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
What's the difference between Canada and the USA?
In the USA, Trump is sitting in the Oval Office.
In Canada, he'd be sitting in the waiting room of a MAiD clinic.
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Today a canvasser came to my door asking if I wanted to make a donation to protect women in the Congo.
I told her no.
The canvasser got a little upset with me and said, "Don't you know that the Congo is the rape capital of the world?"
"Then they should be used to it by now," I replied.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
"What the fuck is in this drink?"
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.