INS jokes
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.