INS jokes
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?