INS jokes
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themselves if there's a bully.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3