INS jokes
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital, and everyone starts sleeping better.
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital?
Reload and keep firing!
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.