INS jokes
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!