INS jokes
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"