INS jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash its crack and sell it again.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
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Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
In America, you work on a plantation.
In Soviet Russia, the plantation works on you!
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Where do fishes keep their money?
In a riverbank.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?