INS jokes
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
Do nut get in my way.
A man (Ameenya Sheed) texts another man (Bob) and said,
"Hi, I'm Ameenya Sheed."
Bob: "You're not in my shed because I don't have one, but I have a garage. I don't think you're in there."
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
What's the difference between an office worker and a vegetable?
They both sit in "wheelchairs," but only one can get out of it.
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|