INS jokes
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
More than three because the basement is still dark!
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It gets really tense.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.