INS jokes
There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says, "Why is a young man like you smoking?" The man turns around and says, "Why the fuck are you wearing trainers?"
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
How does Jesus whistle? Through the hole in his hand.
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).
How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.