INS jokes
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!