INS jokes
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.