INS jokes
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
When I have sex, my girlfriend screams, especially when I walk in on her.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.