INS jokes
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.