INS jokes

A boy was terrible at writing sentences, so his teacher gave him an assignment to help with that. The boy was to go home, write five sentences, and return to school the next day.

When he went home, he took a notepad and a pen and went to his dad for help. His dad was in a very important business call, so he angrily shouted at the child, "Shut up, you donkey!" The boy noted down that sentence. He next went to his mom, who assumed that he wanted to play video games, so she said, "No, my dear, tomorrow." That was his second sentence. For the third sentence, he went to his older brother, who was watching football where someone scored a goal, so he was jumping up and down yelling, "Goal! Goal!"

For the fourth sentence, he went to his sister, who was singing, "Spider-Man, Spider-Man!" For the last sentence, he went to his grandmother, who was cleaning the toilet and singing, "Under the toilet, under the toilet."

He went to school the next day, and his teacher asked him to tell her the sentences. The boy said, "Shut up, you donkey!" The teacher got angry after hearing this and asked the boy, "Do you want me to slap you?" The boy said, "No, my dear, tomorrow." This made the teacher so angry that she slapped the boy. Immediately, he started jumping up and down yelling, "Goal! Goal!" The teacher dragged him to the principal's office, as she was fed up with him. The principal asked the boy what his name was, to which he replied by singing, "Spider-Man, Spider-Man!" She asked him where he lived, so he sang, "Under the toilet, under the toilet."

We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!

What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?

Firetruck.

Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?

Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.

Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?

You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?

Rolls Royce.

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."

When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...

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All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.

The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”

After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?

My penis.

When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.

What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?

A water gun.