INS jokes
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Donald Trump and the Pope were standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people. The Pope said to Donald Trump, “I can make everyone in this audience happy with one small swipe of my hand.”
Donald Trump replies, “That’s not possible. You’ll have to show me.” Then the Pope slaps him.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.