INS jokes
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
I like penis in my bum!
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.