INS jokes
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!