INS jokes

A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

*Insert me starting a war in the comments*

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.

I'll let you decide.

What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀

I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

Kill yourself in any way. I'm killing myself the HIGHway.

What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.

Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"

Because he would have beef with Homelander.

I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡

I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.

Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?

The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.

My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.

Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.

They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.

Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.

Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.

My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.

So did my friend on the right.

I had a dream of skiing.

Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.

What do my cock and money have in common?

Your mom.