INS jokes
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.