INS jokes
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.