INS jokes
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?
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