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Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.

I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"

I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."

If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?

They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.

*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?

Who taught the first ever teacher?

If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?

If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?

In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?

Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?

How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?

The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?

Is it possible to cry underwater?

If two left handers have an argument, who is right?

I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O

Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.

I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.

She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm

What do Batman and a Black man have in common?

Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.

What is a testicle's favorite book?

Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!

What's the most annoying thing in the world?

When you're told you're still qualified to live.

What's a rapist's fav position?

Missionary in a dark corner.

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

Why did the orphan misbehave in school?

Because the principal couldn't call their parents.

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.

My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"

I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."

He asked, "In an orphanage?"

I like my women like I like my wine. 16 years old and locked in a basement.

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.