Injury

Injury Jokes

Baby

What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?

An erection!

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  • Accident

    A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.

    He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"

    The Doctor replies, "I know, I amputated your arms."

    Kobe

    What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

    They both have torn rotators.

    Car crash

    I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.

    And my driver's license got revoked too.

    Hospital

    What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.

    Baby

    What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?

    Hitting it off with a cricket bat.

    Assault

    Today was a bittersweet day...

    Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!

    Cast

    Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.

    Girl

    I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.