Injury

Injury jokes

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Baby

What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?

An erection!

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  • Accident

    A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.

    He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"

    The Doctor replies, "I know, I amputated your arms."

    Kobe

    What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

    They both have torn rotators.

    Car crash

    I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.

    And my driver's license got revoked too.

    Baby

    What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?

    Hitting it off with a cricket bat.

    Assault

    Today was a bittersweet day...

    Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!

    Cast

    Why do you tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.

    Girl

    I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.