Physical Condition jokes

What do you call a person with no arms?

Armless.

No, it's harmless.

Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.

I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.

What is your body like? Soft.

That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.

If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.

Looks like he never charged up fully.

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.

*knock knock*

Who's there!

Not Sarah.