Physical Condition jokes

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.

There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.

*knock knock*

Who's there!

Not Sarah.

Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.

What do you call a person with no arms?

Armless.

No, it's harmless.

I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.

They say people are 75% water.

But I'm 100% useless.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...

"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."

How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?