Physical Condition jokes
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
