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Physical Condition Jokes
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.