Physical Condition jokes
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer.
