Physical Condition jokes
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
