New Injury Jokes - Page 7 - Worst Jokes Ever

A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.

a women wakes up in a hospital after a accident and yells "doctor doctor i cant feel my legs" and the doctor say "i know i amputated your arms"

How to fall down stairs.

Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."

There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.

What did John say after someone shot his leg-

Oof

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."

What happens if a Asian walks into a wall with a boner. They hit there nose on the wall

Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."

there was a man in a wheelchair and he got knocked out in front of a bus he had a wheelie good life.

I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.

There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said "me find food" and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian "me find food" he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said "me find food" he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop