What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?
Get a fucking job.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Racism.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
A homeless man sees a woman about to jump off a bridge.
A homeless man is walking along a road and comes across a bridge. On the bridge is a woman standing on the railing, clearly about to jump. He approaches the woman.
"Hey lady, are you about to jump?"
"Back off! If you come any closer, I'll do it!" she replies.
"Well, that's fine," he says, "but before you do, can I ask a favor? I'm pretty down on my luck, and it's been a long time since I've felt the touch of a woman, so if it's all the same to you, would you have sex with me first?"
"Eww no, fuck off you creep!" the woman shouts back.
"Fine," the man says. "I'll just go wait at the bottom."
