Inequality jokes

Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.

What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?

Get a fucking job.

What is Africa's most famous sport?

The Hunger Games.

I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.

What sucks about disabled people?

They can't stand up for themselves.

What do gay people get for Christmas?

Discrimination.

My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.

What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"

She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"

He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"

If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.

When you're sad, hit an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?

Jokes about the poor aren't rich.

This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL

What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?

Only one gets fuel.

Racism.

Why did the disabled kid cross the road?

(Why?)

He can't.

If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.