I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Inequality Jokes
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
Racism.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
A homeless man sees a woman about to jump off a bridge.
A homeless man is walking along a road and comes across a bridge. On the bridge is a woman standing on the railing, clearly about to jump. He approaches the woman.
"Hey lady, are you about to jump?"
"Back off! If you come any closer, I'll do it!" she replies.
"Well, that's fine," he says, "but before you do, can I ask a favor? I'm pretty down on my luck, and it's been a long time since I've felt the touch of a woman, so if it's all the same to you, would you have sex with me first?"
"Eww no, fuck off you creep!" the woman shouts back.
"Fine," the man says. "I'll just go wait at the bottom."
How many genders are there? One: Men! Women are property!
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
