Inequality jokes
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
A homeless man sees a woman about to jump off a bridge.
A homeless man is walking along a road and comes across a bridge. On the bridge is a woman standing on the railing, clearly about to jump. He approaches the woman.
"Hey lady, are you about to jump?"
"Back off! If you come any closer, I'll do it!" she replies.
"Well, that's fine," he says, "but before you do, can I ask a favor? I'm pretty down on my luck, and it's been a long time since I've felt the touch of a woman, so if it's all the same to you, would you have sex with me first?"
"Eww no, fuck off you creep!" the woman shouts back.
"Fine," the man says. "I'll just go wait at the bottom."
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Racism.
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL