Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
if at first you don't succeed - blame it on the patriarchy
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
racism
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
