Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
A homeless man sees a woman about to jump off a bridge.
A homeless man is walking along a road and comes across a bridge. On the bridge is a woman standing on the railing, clearly about to jump. He approaches the woman.
"Hey lady, are you about to jump?"
"Back off! If you come any closer, I'll do it!" she replies.
"Well, that's fine," he says, "but before you do, can I ask a favor? I'm pretty down on my luck, and it's been a long time since I've felt the touch of a woman, so if it's all the same to you, would you have sex with me first?"
"Eww no, fuck off you creep!" the woman shouts back.
"Fine," the man says. "I'll just go wait at the bottom."
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."