when you accidently choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that its your sister so who gives a f..k
A hill billy female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
when you are f***ing your girlfriend and then she tells you that you f**k like your guys' dad. Then you f**k your mom and she says the same thing.
If anyone gonn be fuckin my sister it's gonna be ME!
i hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding
Howard stern rules biotches!
My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.
So Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. So later that night Dora's mom hears someone screaming go Diego go for at least a couple of minutes and then it stops and goes back to sleep. But then hears the same thing a couple minutes later and walks in and hears go Diego go so she walks over to Diego's sleeping bag a looks and it's empty so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and See's Dora getting f..... By Diego and hears Dora saying go Diego go while moaning.
Mom: Daddy stop! Me: No! Mom: Ok I just wanted you do it like your father
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
Sometimes i wish my gf was here that way we could have some fun in my bed, the I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
Incest. When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that
Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
you're gay
The south
When meeting her parents don't require you to leave the house
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
Female Rights
Brother: I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help Sister: that’s my fu__ing electric toothbrush Brother: oh, well the offer still stands.
If you read this you fucked your dad and your 4 year old sister you sick fuck... Atleast wait till they are 15