Incest

Incest jokes

Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

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    • What do you call children born from incest?

    Gross Domestic Product.

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    • What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.

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    • So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.

    Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.

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    • My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.

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    • Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."

    Tyler: "Why?"

    Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."

    Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.

    Probably top.

    Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.

    Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.

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    • I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.