Incest jokes

Oh, brother!

Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.

Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?

What do you call children born from incest?

Gross Domestic Product.

What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.

So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.

Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.

My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.

Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?

All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.

Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."

Tyler: "Why?"

Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."

Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?

A. A boner.

Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.

Probably top.

Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.

Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.

Family feud after finding out about Alabama.

It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.

Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀

how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?

kick his sister in the jaw