Incest

Incest jokes

Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."

Tyler: "Why?"

Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."

Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.

Probably top.

Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.

Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.

I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.

People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.

I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.

Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.

Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.

Your family tree looks like a circle πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!

I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.

Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus?

It's really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he'd pay for it.

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  • Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.