Incest jokes

How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.

When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.

Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?

A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.

When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

So Kenny finally found his one true love.

But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.

The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.

What do incest families do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.

Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.

That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.

An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.

I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.

"I will Always Love You!"

I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."

I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏

Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

Some people think incest jokes are funny.

I just think it's all relative.

Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?

Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."

Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."

Sister: (moaning) Go get Mom, she'd love this!

Me: But Billy's with her right now.

Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM

Dad: Hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment.