Incest jokes

In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.

Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.

I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.

I hate family reunions.

I see too many of my ex's there.

Marcus is gay.

Incest. A game the whole family can play.

How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!

What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?

They're both "sweet home Alabama."

Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.

I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.

I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.

Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.

I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.

How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.

When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.

Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?

A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.

When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

So Kenny finally found his one true love.

But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.

The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.

What do incest families do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.

Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.