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What do incest families do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.

Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.

That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.

An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.

I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.

"I will Always Love You!"

I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."

I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏

Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

Some people think incest jokes are funny.

I just think it's all relative.

Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?

Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."

Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."

Sister: (moaning) Go get Mom, she'd love this!

Me: But Billy's with her right now.

Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM

Dad: Hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment.

My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.

I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.

Fat, mean, and probably inbred.

Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.