Incest jokes
A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.
"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.
"Denise."
"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"
"Tom Junior."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.
Kenny's favorite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."
Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."
Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
I hate family reunions.
I see too many of my ex's there.
Marcus is gay.
Incest. A game the whole family can play.
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.
I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.