Incest jokes
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
When you’re fucking your boss and realize it’s a family business.
Incest is wincest. (That was above.)
Fun for the whole family!
Next of kin, count me in!
Me: I kiss my mom on the lips.
Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor-
Me: Lower lips.
Friend: I gotta go.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was "Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!"
If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?
My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" The man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon."
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.