Incest jokes
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me, with our dad.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
When you’re fucking your boss and realize it’s a family business.
Incest is wincest. (That was above.)
Fun for the whole family!
Next of kin, count me in!
I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭
Me: I kiss my mom on the lips.
Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor-
Me: Lower lips.
Friend: I gotta go.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!