Your mom is pregnant and you're the father.
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.
Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
I fucc mi brother
your mom
