Incest jokes
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
Kenny is a comfort snacker.
Every time he's stressed, he eats his mom's pussy.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.