Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?" ; and way down South : "You awake, mom?"
One day me and my girlfriend were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina? A yeast infection
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
So Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. So later that night Dora's mom hears someone screaming go Diego go for at least a couple of minutes and then it stops and goes back to sleep. But then hears the same thing a couple minutes later and walks in and hears go Diego go so she walks over to Diego's sleeping bag a looks and it's empty so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and See's Dora getting f..... By Diego and hears Dora saying go Diego go while moaning.
Had an amazing night with this girl woke up and it was my aunt now I’m inlove
Oh brother.
what is a rednecks favorite sock
redsock
This days dating life is hard, you put your self out there and its hard to find someone, the only thing to do is turn to family
Family feud after finding out about Alabama
I fucc mi brother
One day johnae said what do you call a family outing ''INCEST'' LOW KEY jOHNAE FUKS KIRBY AND PEACH
your mom
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes, they're so family friendly.
It's not incest if you're adopted.