Incest jokes
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
"I will Always Love You!"
I got kicked off Ancestry for asking if anyone wants to fuh.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck? Incest.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.