Incest jokes
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
Incest is wincest. (That was above.)
Fun for the whole family!
Next of kin, count me in!
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Your mom is pregnant and you're the father.
What does an imouto ride?
Onii-san.
I got, I got, I got royalty inside my penis, or however the song goes.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
So I heard Kenny's mom got moved to a nursing home.
He'll probably leave her alone now.
He doesn't eat vegetables.
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
Incest is wincest.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.