Incest jokes

Your mom is pregnant and you're the father.

What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?

Me & my dad!

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?

A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

Kenny was into incest until his mom died.

Now he's into necrophilia.

Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."

Tyler: "Why?"

Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."

Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.

With their brother.

I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.

Fat, mean, and probably inbred.

Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.

I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.

She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.

Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!

Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"

Way down South: "You awake, mom?"

When you are f***ing your girlfriend and then she tells you that you f**k like your guys' dad.

Then you f**k your mom and she says the same thing.

Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.

Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.

I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.

That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.

An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.

I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.

I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....

What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?

Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.

My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.

Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"

Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.