Incest jokes

How do you get away with rape and incest in California?

Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.

A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."

When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).

Mom: Daddy, stop!

Me: No!

Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.

When you meet your gf at the family reunion.

Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.

I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.

"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."

Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.

I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.

The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.

GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?

Me: My sister.

SWEET HOME ALABAMAA

So Kenny finally found his one true love.

But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.

When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.

Then it clicked.

"Ah, so that's how you died."

The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.

If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.

If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?

My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!

Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.

Probably top.

Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.

Your mom is pregnant and you're the father.

What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?

Me & my dad!