Incest jokes
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
When you’re fucking your boss and realize it’s a family business.
So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.
When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.
"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.
Then it clicked.
"Ah, so that's how you died."
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
My mom was 19 when she was pregnant with me, My mom was 39 when she was pregnant by me!!!
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
Your mom is pregnant and you're the father.
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
When you are f***ing your girlfriend and then she tells you that you f**k like your guys' dad.
Then you f**k your mom and she says the same thing.
If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be ME!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.
But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
Incest is wincest.