Incest

Incest Jokes

Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant. Dad: well is she already part of the family? Son: Yes, why? Dad: then there’s no need to be worried.

Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company. Probably top. Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.

when you are f***ing your girlfriend and then she tells you that you f**k like your guys' dad. Then you f**k your mom and she says the same thing.

Bubba couldn't make rent so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead. I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.

People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.

One day me and my girlfriend were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.

How do you get away with rape and incest in California? Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.

My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.

My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.