Incest Jokes

I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com

Bubba couldn't make rent so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead. I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.

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Last time Kenny ate a vegetable he got banned from his mom's nursing home.

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Your gene pool is so shallow you could break your neck diving in.

I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married. The things you do for your cousins!

Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?

Your mom is pregnant and your the father.

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.

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A mother and son were in the backyard and the son finished building a shed. The mother says "You're the best husband ever"

Yo everyone! My sis is pregnant😁, I’m gonna be a dad!

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

my sisters pregnant, ima be a dad!

The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.