Incest jokes
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
Kenny is a comfort snacker.
Every time he's stressed, he eats his mom's pussy.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.
When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.
"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.
Then it clicked.
"Ah, so that's how you died."
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
Your mom is pregnant and you're the father.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."