Incest jokes
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Oh, brother!
When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
Sister: "Has anyone seen my clothes?"
Brother: "They're still in my bed."
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck? Incest.
My mother was so sad after my grandpa's death, she went into the bathroom with my uncle, and I could hear their moans of sorrow. She then surprised me later on, saying that she was pregnant.
There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.
Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.