Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant. Dad: well is she already part of the family? Son: Yes, why? Dad: then there’s no need to be worried.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going. Let's laugh, folks!
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company. Probably top. Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
when you are f***ing your girlfriend and then she tells you that you f**k like your guys' dad. Then you f**k your mom and she says the same thing.
Mom: Daddy stop! Me: No! Mom: Ok I just wanted you do it like your father
Bubba couldn't make rent so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead. I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
Hi im madison but for short you can call me alex
Yo everyone! My sis is pregnant😁, I’m gonna be a dad!
People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.
what's a brother and sister from Alabama favorite sex position? the cowgirl
One day me and my girlfriend were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
Celebrating Mother's day is confusing says my cousin
Kenny is a comfort snacker. Every time he's stressed he eats his mom's pussy.
How do you get away with rape and incest in California? Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister ?
Me & my dad !
Your mom is pregnant and your the father.