Your gene pool is so shallow you could break your neck diving in.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister ?
Me & my dad !
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
why is my sister horny its bc she loves my dick
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
Sister can I see your two big rabbits?
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.
And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
Celebrating Mother's day is confusing says my cousin
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
