Incest jokes
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.