Incest jokes
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.
It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.
And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.