Incest

Incest jokes

Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"

Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."

A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."

I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.

Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.

How do you get away with rape and incest in California?

Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.

Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.

Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.

But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.