Incest jokes
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.
And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
If I was any more inbred, I'd be a sandwich.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
Yo, everyone! My sis is pregnant, and I’m gonna be a dad!
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.