In common jokes
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Q. What do iPads and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A. Kids turn them on.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What do Humpty Dumpty and Ace from KISS have in common?
They both had a great fall.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.