In common jokes
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common? Shooting up schoolchildren.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.
They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!