In common jokes
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.