In common jokes
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
Q. What do iPads and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A. Kids turn them on.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!