What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
In Common Jokes
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
