In common jokes
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.