What do birds and children have in common? If you shoot them they die.
What does the 14 year old and the fetus inside her have in common. They both say, "Ohh sh*t my mom is going to kill me."
what do you and orphans have in common?
nobody loves you
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's
What does a autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common
They both have special needs
What so depressed teenagers and fruits have In common? They both Hang by something
What do orphans and homework have in common? Everybody forgets about them
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common? neither of them can see or hear their parents
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What’s do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung
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What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt
What do iphones and the Titanic have in common? Theres no Jack!
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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What does Monica and Bill Clinton have in common....They both did not inhale. lol
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
