In common jokes
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What do 100,000 battered women have in common? The bitch was wrong!
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.