In common jokes
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common? They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.