In common jokes
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.