In common jokes
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?
Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.