In common jokes
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.