In common jokes
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Q. What do iPads and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A. Kids turn them on.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.