Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What does the plane that hit the twin towers and milk have in common? My dad went to get both and never came back.
what does a gun and gum have in common?
when you pull one out everyone wants to be your friend.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
