In common jokes

What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.

What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!

What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.

“They are all very tearable,” he replied.

Well, there is one person who gets it!

Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.

They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!

What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?

Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?

They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.

What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?

They always getting hit.

What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?

They're always cutting.

What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?

We're both blind.

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

What does broccoli and sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.

What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both come while you’re asleep.

What do rocks and girls have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

What do nail polish and panties have in common?

Both come off with alcohol.

What do orgasms and impulses have in common?

I don’t care if they have either of them.

What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?

They both enjoy digging up the past.

What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?

Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.

What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

They both get smoked in bowls.