In common jokes
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common? Shooting up schoolchildren.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.