In common jokes
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.