In Common Jokes

What does a pregnant slave and pay less sale have in common Buy one get one free

What does Drew Bledsoe and the twin towers have in common

They both got taken out by two jet.

What does weed in the Carolina Panthers have in common? They both get smoked in bowls

What do rocks and girls have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

What do orgasms and impulses have in common? I don’t care if they have either of them

What does Santa Claus in Bill Cosby have in common? They both come while you’re asleep

What do royals and hot dogs have in common?

They're usually in bread

what do dropouts and Boeing 767 have in common?

they crash and burn

Girl: come over. Orphan: I can’t Girl: my parents aren’t home. Orphan: oh cool something we have in common.

What does nail polish and panties have in common? Both come off with alcohol

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What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?

They're both Headless.

What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common? They both enjoy digging up the past

Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is

I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page

Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped

What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy

If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents

If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents

Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is

Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

What does Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common? They both make terrible hunters

What is a bullet and a police officer have in common... when a bullet kills someone it gets fired

What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken Have in common? By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.