What do a moose and a triceratops have in common? Both have noses.
what does the twin towers and school have in common... people jumped off a building to escape it.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common?they both can’t hear their parents
Why can’t an orphan go to family dollar?they don’t have a family
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up u gotta fight the suicide squad
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common? When the rubber snaps they both end up in the shit! 💩
What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen
What does a emo kid and a apple have in common
They both are hanging
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An
What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing
Wow that was explosive!
Man I'm on fire 🔥 today
whats does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
that it will never get old.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up
Q: what does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common? A:They both go “ping” when they’re done
Why doesn't the gun and orphan have in common? The gun is actually useful.
what do women and moldy bread have in common? a yeast infection.
whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common... there both plastic and kids turn them on
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the twin towers have in common? They both live next to the Rubble.
Men and Depression have something in common they’re always talk
What does Hiroshima, Nagasaki share in common with balls? “They both drop”
What do apples and orphans have in common
The apple gets picked
