In common jokes
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?
They both make noise when you throw them.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What does a kid with cancer and a house fly have in common? A life expectancy of 15-25 days.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.