In common jokes
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.