In common jokes
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.