In common jokes
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.