In common jokes

What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses.

What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?

They can’t see their parents.

What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?

Buy one, get one free.

What do nail polish and panties have in common?

Both come off with alcohol.

What do orgasms and impulses have in common?

I don’t care if they have either of them.

What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?

They both enjoy digging up the past.

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both come while you’re asleep.

What do rocks and girls have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?

They both get really high.

What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?

They're always cutting.

What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?

We're both blind.

My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.

My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.

What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?

They're both Headless.

What do royals and hot dogs have in common?

They're usually in bread.

What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?

Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.

What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

They both get smoked in bowls.

What does broccoli and sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.

What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?

They always getting hit.

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.