In common jokes
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.