What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.