In common

In common jokes

What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?

They both are hung.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?

Someone gets hurt.

What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.

What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?

They're both full of child groomers.

What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?

They crash and burn.

What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.

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What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.