In common jokes
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.