In common jokes
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Bro, if you think about it, your mom and God have one thing in common... They're both big.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.